Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder met up at a fundraiser in L.A. and started making small talk. They discussed their careers and Stevie told Tiger he was having a few issues with his golf game.
"You actually play golf Stevie," Tiger asked.
"I've been playing for years," Stevie replied.
Tiger then asked him, "How is it possible you play, when your completely blind?"
Stevie then explains to Tiger that his caddie simply goes to the spot he wants to hit the ball. "My caddie speaks to me in a loud voice and because my hearing is so good, I simply hit the ball to wherever it is I hear the voice coming from; the fairway, the green, wherever."
Tiger says, "That's unbelievable, I'd love to play with you some time."
Stevie tells him, "That sounds great Tiger but I only play for $10,000 a hole."
Tiger, finding this all quite amusing suggests in a rather a smug fashion that they play for $100,000 a hole. Stevie agrees and tells Tiger to meet him at Riviera Golf Club on Thursday.
Tiger says, "Great, I'll see you at Riviera on Thursday." "Oh Stevie, by the way, what time are we gonna tee-off?"
Stevie replies, "Tiger, I'll see you at midnight and don't forget your checkbook".
"You actually play golf Stevie," Tiger asked.
"I've been playing for years," Stevie replied.
Tiger then asked him, "How is it possible you play, when your completely blind?"
Stevie then explains to Tiger that his caddie simply goes to the spot he wants to hit the ball. "My caddie speaks to me in a loud voice and because my hearing is so good, I simply hit the ball to wherever it is I hear the voice coming from; the fairway, the green, wherever."
Tiger says, "That's unbelievable, I'd love to play with you some time."
Stevie tells him, "That sounds great Tiger but I only play for $10,000 a hole."
Tiger, finding this all quite amusing suggests in a rather a smug fashion that they play for $100,000 a hole. Stevie agrees and tells Tiger to meet him at Riviera Golf Club on Thursday.
Tiger says, "Great, I'll see you at Riviera on Thursday." "Oh Stevie, by the way, what time are we gonna tee-off?"
Stevie replies, "Tiger, I'll see you at midnight and don't forget your checkbook".
By: Tony Lawson
http://www.vegasgolfpros.com
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